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preguntes infantils....
 dijous 4/març/2010 - 02:05  1940  0
que es fan molts nens/es americans:
"Why in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why in Amer...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why in A..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why in Ame...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Why in America ......do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ..
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
========================= ========================= = WE ALL NEED TO SMILE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
Perdoneu-me que no ho posi traduit.
No m'és gens fà cil transmetre el significat
d'alguns conceptes tÃpicament americans
(swat...¿matamosques, o fer servir el matamosques,
broker... ¿intermediari, corredor de borsa, agent, pero també
TRENCADOR!, driveway...la part de la casa entre la vorera i el garage...
etc. etc.
Amb molt de gust donaré les respostes que pugui si algú
té algún dubte)
Au, que amb crisi o sense, no ens hem de deixar que ens
treguin el bon humor. Els quartos es poden perdre, però
l'estat d'Ã nim l'hem de controlar nosaltres mateixos!
Una abraçada :-)
(i cetic, encara que jo també sigui "teletubic" com na"arale"
no t'emprenyis perque diem ¡VISCA CATALUNYA LLIURE!
que això no vol dir que ODIEM A NINGÚ, potser sà que tenim
un "injust prejudici" D'ESTIMAR MÉS A CATALUNYA I ELS CATALANS/ES)
i tampoc t'empipis per que recolzem de tot cor, a na erratica.
Pots estar segur que ella TAMPOC és xenòfoba)
　
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